Ladies need to know!

Ladies, sometimes we wished so much that u can understand why we do wat we did or said, how easy it would be if all of u can stop that endless questionaires and just straight away pick up wat's in our head. Below are some of the things that wat we guys do and wat we actually meant.

1. Guys have a short memory span, so after going out shopping with ur husband or BF, never never ask him whether he could still remember the colour of the drapes that was displayed at the counter. We can't remember anything, be it the colour, design, where was it displayed, the size or wateverlah... .well... except for the price, we do remember that

2. If u are fat, DO NOT ask us. We will say u are not.

3. For your information we are allergic to the word SALES, we cannot enter any building which have this word displayed all over them... so if u see us trying to avoid these places, plse do understand, its not that we cannot enter, its just that it is such an agony seeing it ,let alone get involve in the activities associated with it.

4. When we say we'll be going for 5 minutes to meet friends at the neighbourhood coffee shop for a sip of coffee, u just need to add another zero after the 5. Our speed of drinking is by default very very extremely slow.

5.When we say "we'll see about that" it is as good as NO.

6. When we horn at you from behind, don't take it seriously, we mean nothing harm, wat we actually trying to say is "get off the road b***h! my grandma can drive faster than you!!"

7. When we ask you to talk softly while u are with your friends, wat we really mean is "if your voice can generate electricity, u'll be lighting up the whole of Malaysia!"

8. When we say get ready to go out, we are actually asking u to put on a face powder and some lipstick..that's all... we don't expect u to try every dress in your wardrobe, empty your blusher or go for a plastic surgery.

9. When u see us taking a nap at the sofa, plse do not interfere, we are actually waiting for some kind of divine intervention.

10. Finally, here is the secret on how to make us submit to your will... .just cry, yes, our heart are not that strong.