39 Benefits of Being a Woman?
1.We got off the Titanic first.
2.We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynecological disorder excuses.
3.We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.
4.We can cry and get out of (most) speeding fines.
5.We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central figure in a computer game.
6.Taxis stop for us.
7.We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
8.Free drinks, free dinners, free movies.
9.New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.
10.No fashion faux pas we make could ever rival The Speedo.
11.We have an excuse to act bitchy at least once a month.
12.We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.
13.If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
14.We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her butt.
15.We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
16.If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.
17.We have the ability to dress ourselves.
18.We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
19.If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.
20.We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.
21.There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
22.We'll never regret piercing our ears.
23.We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.
24.We'll never discover we've been duped by a Wonderbra.
25.Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin and gorgeous (whereas guys look like complete idiots in our clothes).
26.We can hug a friend without wondering if she thinks we're gay.
27.We can hug a friend without wondering if WE'RE gay.
28.Condoms make no significant difference in our enjoyment of sex.
29.If we're not making enough money we can blame the glass ceiling.
30.It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.
31.If we cheat on our spouse, people assume it's because we're being emotionally neglected.
32.We never have to wonder if his orgasm was real.
33.If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.
34.We don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in.
35.We have an excuse to be a total bitch at least once a month.
36.Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth.
37.Gay waiters don't make us uncomfortable.
38.We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark.
39.We're NOT men."
haha! :)
2.We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynecological disorder excuses.
3.We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.
4.We can cry and get out of (most) speeding fines.
5.We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central figure in a computer game.
6.Taxis stop for us.
7.We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
8.Free drinks, free dinners, free movies.
9.New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.
10.No fashion faux pas we make could ever rival The Speedo.
11.We have an excuse to act bitchy at least once a month.
12.We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.
13.If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
14.We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her butt.
15.We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
16.If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.
17.We have the ability to dress ourselves.
18.We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
19.If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.
20.We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.
21.There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
22.We'll never regret piercing our ears.
23.We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.
24.We'll never discover we've been duped by a Wonderbra.
25.Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin and gorgeous (whereas guys look like complete idiots in our clothes).
26.We can hug a friend without wondering if she thinks we're gay.
27.We can hug a friend without wondering if WE'RE gay.
28.Condoms make no significant difference in our enjoyment of sex.
29.If we're not making enough money we can blame the glass ceiling.
30.It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.
31.If we cheat on our spouse, people assume it's because we're being emotionally neglected.
32.We never have to wonder if his orgasm was real.
33.If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.
34.We don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in.
35.We have an excuse to be a total bitch at least once a month.
36.Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth.
37.Gay waiters don't make us uncomfortable.
38.We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark.
39.We're NOT men."
haha! :)
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