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Jenaka atuk nervous!

MOHD ADHA MOHD ZAIN (ADHA ZAIN)

6 Nov, 2008

Ali yang berumur 12 tahun telah kematian atuknya.. ketika atuknya baru di bawa keluar dari bilik ais...

Ali yang nak menghadapi upsr tau bahawa setelah manusia mati, tiada sebarang tindak balas akan berlaku... tapi apa yang dia alami lain daripada yang lain, atuknya berpeluh...

"nenek"... ."nenek!!!!!"..panggil ali kepada neneknya yang kebetulan seorang pesara guru yang mengajar sains...

"Kenapa atuk berpeluh?" tanya Ali..

"oh, atuk kamu baru first time mati, mestilah nervous" jawab neneknya... :)

MOHD ADHA MOHD ZAIN (ADHA ZAIN)

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