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Cara nak kejutkan orang bangun sahur!

MOHD ADHA MOHD ZAIN (ADHA ZAIN)

26 Ogo, 2008

Puasa pun nak dekat, tapi time untuk bangunkan orang bersahur adalah time paling susah sekali. Dibawah ni ada2 tips menarik untuk dicuba:

Kalau nak kejutkan orang bangun tidur especially sahur..cam ni antara caranya..
1. pegang anak jari kiri/kanan sambil tu panggil nama dia perlahan lahan..
2. sentuh bahu org tidur tu..dan goyangkan perlahan lahan..sambil panggil nama dia...
3. renjis air kat muka dia...sambil panggil nama dia...
4. tampar tampar manja pipi dia..sambil panggil nama dia...
5. tutup kipas/air cond

tapi kalau still tak ada effect
1. jerit nama dia kuat kuat...
2. gigit ibu jari kaki dia..cam antu toyol gigit
3. simbah air sebaldi...kalau boleh air rendam baju dalam korang
4. tarik rambut dia sampai jatuh dari tilam
5. goyang badan dia kuat2 then jerit gempa bumi! gempabumi! tsunami!tsunami!
6. jerit api! api! api!
7. letak kfc ke mcd ke xpun ikan patin masak tempoyak yg baru dibeli sebelah hidung dia..bgi ambik bau sikit

tapi kalau still tak ada effect gak
1. pergi kat telinga dia...then sebut maa rabbuka! sambil seru nama dia byk kali...
2. pergi kat dia, baca je surah yaa sin!

Tapi kalau still tak ada effect gak...ni je la cara terakhir... panggil je orang masjid/surau untuk uruskan... kerana Tuhan lebih menyayanginya:)

MOHD ADHA MOHD ZAIN (ADHA ZAIN)

MOHD ADHA MOHD ZAIN (ADHA ZAIN)

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