Confucius (Chinese Philosopher) Words
-Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient !
-Man who leap off cliff, jump to conclusion !
-When lady say ' No 'she mean ' Perhaps '. When she say ' Perhaps ' she mean ' Yes '. Butwhen she say ' Yes 'she is not a lady !
-Man who run in front of car, get tired. Butman who run behind car, get exhausted !
-When man 60 marry girl 25, like buying book for someone else to read !
-Television never replace old reliable key hole !
-Laziest man in world, who marry widow with six children !
-Man who put head on railroad track, get splitting headache !
-Girl who do back spring on bedspring, have offspring - next spring !
-Woman who cooks carrots and peas in same pot, is unsanitary !
-Man who scratches backside, should not bite fingernails !
-Man who eat many prunes, get good run for money !
-Wife who put husband in doghouse, soon find him in cat house !
-Crowded elevator, smell different to midget !
-Honeymoon over - when man who whispered sweet nothings before, now say nothing sweet !
-Man who drive like hell, bound to get there !
-Man who sneezes without hanky, takes matters into his own hands !
-Man who eat jellybean, relieve self in technicolor !
-Man who sink into woman's arms, will soon find arms in woman's sink !
-Man who lives in glass house, should change clothes in basement !
-A girl's best asset is her 'lie'ability !
-Chemist who fall in acid, absorbed in work !
-Man become old, when he watch food instead of waitress !
-Girl who make love in tomb, may soon become mummy !
-Man who drop watch in toilet, have crappy time !
-Man under wheel barrow playing with tool, not necessarily mechanic !
-Two wrongs not make right, but two rights make U-turn !
-Do not drink and park, accidents cause people !
-He who have last laugh, not get joke
-Man who leap off cliff, jump to conclusion !
-When lady say ' No 'she mean ' Perhaps '. When she say ' Perhaps ' she mean ' Yes '. Butwhen she say ' Yes 'she is not a lady !
-Man who run in front of car, get tired. Butman who run behind car, get exhausted !
-When man 60 marry girl 25, like buying book for someone else to read !
-Television never replace old reliable key hole !
-Laziest man in world, who marry widow with six children !
-Man who put head on railroad track, get splitting headache !
-Girl who do back spring on bedspring, have offspring - next spring !
-Woman who cooks carrots and peas in same pot, is unsanitary !
-Man who scratches backside, should not bite fingernails !
-Man who eat many prunes, get good run for money !
-Wife who put husband in doghouse, soon find him in cat house !
-Crowded elevator, smell different to midget !
-Honeymoon over - when man who whispered sweet nothings before, now say nothing sweet !
-Man who drive like hell, bound to get there !
-Man who sneezes without hanky, takes matters into his own hands !
-Man who eat jellybean, relieve self in technicolor !
-Man who sink into woman's arms, will soon find arms in woman's sink !
-Man who lives in glass house, should change clothes in basement !
-A girl's best asset is her 'lie'ability !
-Chemist who fall in acid, absorbed in work !
-Man become old, when he watch food instead of waitress !
-Girl who make love in tomb, may soon become mummy !
-Man who drop watch in toilet, have crappy time !
-Man under wheel barrow playing with tool, not necessarily mechanic !
-Two wrongs not make right, but two rights make U-turn !
-Do not drink and park, accidents cause people !
-He who have last laugh, not get joke
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